Above left; Bruce Campbell takes time out of his busy schedule to insult, one by one, each and every person present.

Above right; Campbell struggles to find an interesting excerpt from his book.

Right; Downing a shot of whiskey for every book signed, Campbell soon dozes off.

Below; 20 minutes later, Campbell awakens to suddenly realize where he is, and promptly yells "All you geeks back the %#@& up NOW!"

(Hey Bruce, it's just a joke! Please don't sue me.)

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