Funky Fun with Photos

Hey everybody, how are we feeling today? That's GREAT!
Let's get right to it...

This is sort of a mental exercise in a way.
Look at each of the 10 photos below and, using your imagination,
pretend that the sound of breaking wind is heard in each situation.
You can make the sound out loud if you wish, but clinical studies have shown
that the effect is greater if you imagine it.

If this proves to be too much of a challenge to some of you,
I have included some audio files beneath each photo to aid you in your quest.
Warning: Use them with extreme caution.

OK, let's get crackin'!

 

Sorry, Boss...
STOP! Are you sure you want to do this?

 

 


How'd you like that, kid?
STOP! Are you sure you want to do this?

 

 


I told you not to squeeze so hard...
STOP! Are you sure you want to do this?

 


Unnhh... heh, heh, heh.
STOP! Are you sure you want to do this?

 

 

 

 


I think I'm going... to...be...s  i  c  k....
STOP! Are you sure you want to do this?

 

 

 


Rah, rah, rrrrrippp!
STOP! Are you sure you want to do this?

 

 


OK, everybody, on the count of three...
STOP! Are you sure you want to do this?

 

 

 


Hold me closer, tiny dancer...
STOP! Are you sure you want to do this?

 

 

 


Tee hee hee!
STOP! Are you sure you want to do this?

 

 


Good (braaapp!) morning, everyone! Isn't it a (sppffffrt!) lovely day?
STOP! Are you sure you want to do this?

 

 

 

 

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