1.
You find a four-leaved clover while removing belly-button
lint from your navel.
2.
Green water is flowing uncontrollably from all water outlets
in your home.
3.
You notice a leprechaun's bloody shoe in your dog's mouth.
4.
You hear an echoed voice saying "Manly, yes, but I like
it too" while you're showering.
5.
You follow a rainbow to its end and find a pot of steamin'
hot Cheez Whiz.
6.
During breakfast, you realize that Lucky Charms truly are
"magically delicious."
7.
Someone has replaced the water in your fishtank with green
beer, resulting in loud, drunken, unruly fish singing "Oh,
Danny Boy" at the top of their gills.
8.
You find a patch of four-leaved clovers growing in your sock
drawer.
9.
You receive junk mail addressed to O'Current Resident.
10.
You have cornered a wet, shivering, frightened leprechaun
in your laundry room and are taunting him, saying "Do
you feel lucky... punk?"
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