The Wonderful World of Longmire

St. Patrick's Day is a day of four-leaved clovers, leprechauns, rainbows and pots o' gold, the wearing of the green, and good luck. Below are some little-known

Good Luck Omens to Look for
on St. Patrick's Day

1. You find a four-leaved clover while removing belly-button lint from your navel.

2. Green water is flowing uncontrollably from all water outlets in your home.

3. You notice a leprechaun's bloody shoe in your dog's mouth.

4. You hear an echoed voice saying "Manly, yes, but I like it too" while you're showering.

5. You follow a rainbow to its end and find a pot of steamin' hot Cheez Whiz.

6. During breakfast, you realize that Lucky Charms truly are "magically delicious."

7. Someone has replaced the water in your fishtank with green beer, resulting in loud, drunken, unruly fish singing "Oh, Danny Boy" at the top of their gills.

8. You find a patch of four-leaved clovers growing in your sock drawer.

9. You receive junk mail addressed to O'Current Resident.

10. You have cornered a wet, shivering, frightened leprechaun in your laundry room and are taunting him, saying "Do you feel lucky... punk?"


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